Moon-bat

A bat from the moon

I saw a moon-bat earlier today

by Rubbertoechicken June 7, 2019

Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.

Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Beaver bat

Ur dick

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless

by Mj2020 September 7, 2018

Crazy Bat

A crazy and usually angry old lady.

My grandmother in law is a crazy bat.

by aho89 November 22, 2011

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

Bat Syndrome

The sudden urge to dedicate your life to become Batman

I now have Bat Syndrome after watching the Dark Knight trilogy.

by anonymous October 27, 2023

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020