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Austin

The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
"Oh Austin? Yeah thing about him is The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death.
by Will Arnett November 23, 2021
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Austin

A male boyfriend commonly found in a cage or doghouse. Resulting in late video game playing or going home early.
Hey Austin, rip? No, 11:30
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Austin

A kind, smart, talented, yet ferocious woman. Will do anything for her family, and is as loyal as they come. Has incredible taste for good food, and loves nothing more than a flannel wielding man. Often misunderstood, she’s Lovable with a beautiful face and an incredible body to match. The girl everyone wants to have - but only the most skilled fisherman can capture.
“ Is that an austin? “
look at that beautiful face and amazing body and the flannel next to her. Of course that’s austin”
by Mybeardsbig November 23, 2021
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Austin

I’m just a sexy beast that loves Alissa
“Wow is that Austin”
Yeah he’s a sexy beast that is madly in love with Alissa
by <3a+A November 23, 2021
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Austin Rubit

Austin Rubit is “Heem
by AR72 November 23, 2021
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Austin

They type of guy that’s good to hang out with at parties but will steal your cheeseburger. He is also the guy that will complain about how jamming his thumb is the worst pain he has ever experienced.
Tom is such an Austin.
by Austinscheeseburger November 23, 2021
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Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.
While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.
by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023
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