Crazed Alphas

Someone who is continually depressed and hates any type of social interaction.

Cody : I think I am part of the crazed alphas

Svade : Way to be super fucking cringe bro.

by SonofGiants June 05, 2021

Sigma alpha boy uwu

Your cool and so uwu girlie POP.

Jason: "I just SMACKED MY CHILD ON THE HEAD WITH A MEDAL PIPE!"

Me: "Wowie!! Such a Sigma alpha boy uwu

by Itstheuwusigmaboy January 31, 2025

alpha virgin

Someone who gets oral/blowjob but has never had sex.

Person 1: Yo did you know Jack got head?
Person 2: damn really? Hes such an alpha.

Person 1: yeah alpha virgin.

by YOURALPHADADDY February 05, 2024

Rule Alpha

Angry Reacts from Facebook are more valuable than money.

"Sorry,I only pay with angry reacts because the Rule Alpha"

by Orphan Seraph June 29, 2017

Alpha-furry

Alpha males in the furry community. Or just alpha males in general.

I.e. Alphurry, Alphanimal , Alpha-malion, Aphamanimale

The Alpha-Furry led his proud pack through FurCon with great honor and wild beauty.

by Meloncolliee May 10, 2024

Alpha Wolf

Someone who works HARD, gets BUFF, and isn’t afraid of asking for a scratch behind the ear! And people don’t get you unless they are alphas too.

Alpha wolf jokes are NOT funny, they are emotional, and if you aren’t part of the pack, then YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF US

🐺🐺🐺🐺✨🌟🌌🌃🌕

Alpha wolf sings into the night, “YOU SINK INTO MY CLOTHES… THIS INVASION MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS HOPELESS SICK, IM SO SICK!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 17, 2022

Alpha wolf

An advanced furry

Person 1: Did you see cohens tiktok, he's an alpha wolf. Person 2: Yeah it was cringe as fuck

by ProperHardGeeza March 17, 2024