Baked Alaska

Steamer who got popular same time as Ice Poseidon but went off the deep end with white supremacy and anti-Semitism and all that conspiracy bolx.

Baked Alaska used to be a good livestreamer but then the demons woke up and stole his sanity...

by Merfy Foo October 19, 2021

Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 May 11, 2011

Alaskan Roughie

In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.

My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.

by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012

Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.

I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.

by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012

alaskan stick

When you stick your dick in the freezer for 30 minutes and then kill the pussy like an icesickle

Bro lets give in 10 more minutes and then shove our Alaskan stick into her .

by Mitchel McMitchellin February 9, 2014

alaska baby heater

The sexual act of blowing up a pregnant womens vagina in order to warm the growing fetus while also exciting your partner

It got so hold and she was so horny we decide to try the Alaska Baby Heater.

by Munker December 18, 2014

alaskan slip n slide

Guy stands on a slippery surface behind a girl. Girl bends over and the guy slips then slides into her pussy

Yo I just gave this girl the best Alaskan slip n slide yesterday.

by Transamjoe April 28, 2014