Dick Train

Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.

"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."

"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."

"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."

"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."

by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 5, 2016

Training Issue

The defination of a situation which has no apparent resolution but requires a politically correct explination to satisfy those in charge.

His poor performance is not a reflection on his overall abilities, it's just a training issue.

by I have Issues July 14, 2003

sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.

Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.

by lo fo sho November 8, 2010

Ho Train

The Ho Train is a figure of speech used for a group of girls that are constantly together and "Ho-ing" around town.

Ex: Doug: Man, can you believe that group of girls that walked into the bar and were trying to get any group of guys to buy them drinks and take them home? What was up with that?

Max: That, my friend, was a Ho Train :(

Ho, Train, Ho-ing, Group of Girls :(

by rougher12 August 14, 2014

deagle train

CS:Slang

1. When your entire team buys deagles (desert eagles) and rushes in a big long line
2. When you get a string of kills with one deagle mag
3. When you only use a deagle, when you can afford better guns, on a map and still hand out fps_doug-style ownage with it

1. "OMFG! It's a deagle train! Camp for your life!"
2. "W00T kill #7 Total deagle-train!"
3. Player 1. "Why don't you use that M4 you have?"
Player 2. "Because I'm deagle-training n00b!"
Player 2 (deagle)(headshot) Player 1

by THC|Steel Phoenix July 28, 2008

Strength training

Strength training is a type of physical exercise specializing in the use of resistance to induce muscular contraction which builds the strength, anaerobic endurance, and size of skeletal muscles.

Billys work-out program involved some strength training

by Aaron kutcher September 16, 2018

Bitch Train

A large gathering of seemingly popular girls forming an incredibly slow line or clump typically across a hallway, sidewalk, or basically any where in front of where you need to go. The bitch train seems not to realize your presence, and when an opening occurs it is almost immediately filled up again. Vaulting or Parkour might be required to get past the bitch train.

Oh, no, here comes the bitch train, there is no escape.

by Xanxus Ruel February 19, 2015