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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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Log

by hey uncle May 10, 2022
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Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.
“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018
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Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."
by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
mugGet the Ruby Log Jammug.

Logged

Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.
Girl to boy: so I told my boss that he was a clown
Boy: wow nice. Logged (with hand gesture)
by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021
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Log

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.
Logan: Hi Stephy wephy

Stephanie: Aw, hi Log!
by unknown1993 January 11, 2008
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