martin bergman

Huge penis. Always bigger than Calebs.

Martin Bergman is handsome

by Marroo February 16, 2019

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden".

Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob Staden in Copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, i ain't gonna deal with Grandmaster Martin"

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

Martin

This nigga a chief

Yo Martin said this aint it chief.

by coochie destroya October 8, 2018

Martin

he's quite the most wonderful person you ever meet, he is caring, loyal, intelligent, handsome, sweet but also sour sometimes. Martin is someone you can always count on he's a very trustworthy and warm-hearted soul. If only he could see that he's that his existence is changing other ppls lifestyle. He's that kid who gets along with everyone and always fit in those popular school groups, he's probably a dog and catlover but he hates bugs. There's also some sides you will never know about him, he seems very lovely and nice around other but could talk shit right behind their backs once you're close with them. He also is an addict but will never admit it and if you ever plan to confess to him, give him time and don't rush. Anyways he's a good friend and pretty polite when it comes to elder ppl, so don't be afraid and get yourself a Martin, a perfect savage Boyfriend who will open up to you very quick.

A: Hey do you know this kid Martin?
B: oh Martin? that one emo idiot?

A: what? i mean... like yes him💀

by your hopeless romantic August 13, 2022

Ricky Martin

Ricky Martin is a successful and acclaimed singer and actor, known as the King of Latin Music. He's one of the most influential music artists in the world and paved the way for a large number of Latin artists to become global. Among his biggest hits are "Livin' la Vida Loca", "La Copa de la Vida", "María", "Vente Pa' Ca", "La Mordidita", "Vuelve", "She Bangs", "Nobody Wants to Be Lonely", and "Tu Recuerdo".

Ricky Martin is the best Latin singer in the world

by Armin RM August 16, 2022