yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

your mom

someone that is always at my house ;)

im with your mom ;)

by idxhdhb July 26, 2022

Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean

So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO

by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021

your mom

its a word you use to joke with your friend

Sarah: im so hungry

Clarissa: thats what your mom said to me last night

Julia : my butt hurts

Clarissa: thats what your mom said

by dieznutsinyou September 11, 2022

Your Mom

Your Mom is used as a Joke/Insult most of the time. It usually doesn't make sense but is funny.

Guy: Damn, Kim Kardashian's Ass is F A T
Another Guy: Not as fat as your Mom's!

by somethingornothingYT December 1, 2021

your mom

someone who is vary vary vary vary hot

no joke like vary hot like i smashed her
like your mom is SUPER HOT THAT I SMASHED HER 10230259723498590385643109461493-6913487594315743908168348659381649856431985698134658936584395981346598143659416 times

by dickdickman27 October 26, 2022

Your Mom

Your mom is someone who I want to take a dump on her bum

I really wanna have my fetish out there of your mom

by IOutLawsI December 10, 2022