you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

You Go

1. The appropriate response to a statement which tries to remove you from a certain location when you have no positive desire, intention or propulsion to do so.

2. An effective method of distracting an Indian lady from excessive forms of audible speech.
N.B. - detriment of possible physical violence; i.e. it may bring to effect an act of provocation against the lady and all her man-friends.

1. Common example.

Person 1: go home.
Person 2: you go.

2. Recent example from an Indian reality TV show, "Dadagiri", between Esha and Ravi Bhatia.

Indian lady: why dont you go fuck off then?!
Person 2: you go~
*slap*

September 6, 2008 - How Can She Slap.

by SAKd June 18, 2009

fuck you

what you do in case of emergency (usually during a conversation)

person 1: you're a whore!
person 2: uhh...fuck you!

by fuck you March 29, 2003

you rang?

An expression used to insert oneself into a conversation, used when the interloper hears a description of someone who sounds like them.

- I need someone to clean my house who has extensive experience removing cake frosting from ceiling blades.
- You rang?

by spytnyk July 30, 2016

Good on You

Congratulatory expression, to let someone know they have excelled at something.

Good on You Calvin, you beat everyone by half a mile.

by Jdawgakajuliana June 10, 2011

You Whateva

A saying yelled by only the hardest core of the hard core OG thugs residing in the straight ghetto projects of the infamous Massapequa. Originated from the illest forillest Angela, who throws mad shit at peoples heads while they be chillen doin other shit, especially while their smoking bogernaughts.

Rabi-"YOU WHATEVA!"
Matt- "RABI SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Rabi-(louder) "YOU WHATEVA"
Gennaro "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Ryan-"ahahha"
Angela-*hits ryan with random shit
Ryan-"FUCK, FUCKING STOP"
Angela-"YOU WHATEVA!"
Matt-"AHAAHAHAA"

by The illest and chillest mofucka breathing January 15, 2008

It's up to you

The indecisive person's go-to when confronted with a decision they have to make. Next to 'it doesn't matter to me'. Rather than collaborate to come to a conclusion, they whip this puppy out to relieve all liability from them onto the other person.

'Should we stick with our original plans or go out with friend?'

'It's up to you'

'Any place you have in mind to go out to eat?'

'It's up to you'

'Music?'

'It's up to you'

'Paper or plastic?'

'It's up to you'

'Do you have any preferences at all?'

'Its up to you.'

by bilbobags August 20, 2020