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Wanker

1. An insult commonly used in Great Britan, to denote an individual whom masturbates.

2. An insult used in Denmark during zombie apocalypses, to insult:
Doctors performing healthcare
Patients receiving healthcare
1.
Lord Cuffrey: Lord Humpington havent seen fit to leave his mansion this evening.
Lord Pinkerton: I say! What a wanker!

2.
Jonas: Dr. Mench bliver hjemme for at få ham den sårede på benene igen.
Fillip: Fuck nogle wankerere!
by JensMench August 7, 2014
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Winder

"Who the fuck that is peepin' in my winder? I sell hot dogs like a vendor."
by Fat Cawk Johnson April 16, 2016
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wanker

noun. one who wanks.
smelly is such a wanker
by Rev. Captain (Jonbob) July 21, 2003
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wanker bear

A song that is funny.
An insult.
Calum Walsh.
I'm a wanker bear ect.

You wanker bear!

"Hello, I'm Calum!"
by Your mum on tost July 6, 2005
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Wanker

A less harsh way of saying and or calling a person a Jerk off
Fuck you ya fuckin Wanker
by Robby Deisel July 10, 2009
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bunch of wankers

Slide it over the tip and lie back and enjoy it. Finger the front bottom and grab the whole shaft then wait a few seconds and you'll know what it is to wank.
by Cardio April 24, 2003
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wanker

wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....
look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol
by wankmeister June 18, 2005
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