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Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010
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Faggotory Syndrome

Two Males that think it's okay to Date together and try to have babies.
"Michai and Willy are suffering from Faggotory Syndrome"
by MAGAWillrise September 2, 2017
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Sodom's Syndrome

Someone who refuse to, or can not identify what social program should be affected by tax cuts.

The expression comes from the ancient rabbinical tradition around what the actual sin of Sodom was (a failure to be hospitable, treating others as objects).
-Hey, you heard about the about the tax cuts?

-Yes I did! Sodom's Syndrome. Not once did he/she mention what social program should be cut.
by EErck December 9, 2012
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Meme Syndrome

Also known as Memeitus, it is widely considered an STD(Socially Transmitted Disease) affecting tens of thousands of millenials. In more specific terms it causes the bearer to have the need to constantly make memes, it ranges from 1 a day for the lightly afflicted and 5 or more a day for the heavily afflicted. If you or a friend are plagued with this disease you should immediately seek medical help. It cannot be cured but it can be managed. I myself am afflicted with this disease and I have already lost friends and storage space on my phone. Together we can beat this devilish disease and save many!
My friend has had Meme Syndrome for the past two years and it doesn't show any sign of improving.
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Editor's Syndrome

When spending a multitude of long, grueling hours editing a video, song or any other piece of media, and by the end can only communicate through grunts. Can affect more than one person at once.
Me and my friend were really hyper when we started editing our class project. After 8 hours, we were so tired out we could only communicate by grunts and giving slight thumbs up or down. We officially had Editor's Syndrome.
by Toxilium January 29, 2010
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IKEA SYNDROME

When you realise life is like a Product from IKEA, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all...
Girl: So why arent u doing anything?
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.

Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?

Guy:Argghhh
by iamcorey May 20, 2010
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L-Syndrome

When a male and/ or female repeatedly asks you questions after a failed response to a text message.
*Text*
Boy: What are you doing?
(30 seconds later)
Boy: So you're not going to answer?!
(one minute later)
Boy: You mad? What's wrong???
Boy:……………..
Boy: -____-
Boy: alright fuck you then!!!!!
(30 minutes later)
Boy: babe c'mon
Girl: Hey I was in the shower :)
Girl to friend "This Dude has L-Syndrome!"
by BNasty69 July 30, 2011
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