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hoomanoid two: yea, he has download donald trumps personality
by last century March 19, 2022
A Steven is an ugly smugly man who has Alopecia areata and no toes. Also known as the Cleft Foot Bandit. More Commonly called "Steven No Toes". You can often find Steven in his dirty bedroom with his little yippy dog that likes to smell his butt when hes had to much to drink. Steven is known to be lazy. Takes advantage of anyone who tries to help them. Steven is manipulative and abusive towards women and children. Stevens are just hurt people who like to hurt people. Steven is also another word for Bitch Ass MuthafuckAh. Can you blame them? They have no hair, no toes, no real reason to live. Steven should go home and live with his mommy.
As the kids walked through their field trip at the Mutter Museum, they came across a Steven and ran scared for their lives because the sight the weird looking human with no hair or toes was cringy.
by Humpty Dumpty Potato Head December 07, 2023
A Steven is an amazing guy who all the girls love. He is super smart even if he doesn’t act like it sometimes. He is caring, funny, SUPER attractive, and probably one of the most incredible person ever. He can be very stubborn at times but after he opens up to you, you get to see the real him. He has a decent amount of friends but he gets taken advantage of way too much. If you get to be friends with a Steven, you are VERY lucky and you should hold on to him and never let go. If you get to date him, you basically just won the boyfriend lottery because he is loyal asf and will never do anything to hurt you.
Girl #1 : Omg he is so sweet! What’s his name?
Girl #2: His name is Steven.
Girl #1: Ohhh, that explains it!
Girl #2: His name is Steven.
Girl #1: Ohhh, that explains it!
by idek.anymore.123 February 03, 2021
The Chubby Guy that had the hottest girl friend in high school. Hopeless romantic. Single father that went to business school and dropped out for love. Joined a fraternity and tapped out the first night. Biggest dick in his friend group. Douche bag but has a good intentions.
by 11:11NYU November 25, 2021
Is a big back ass bitch
by Niiggeerr November 29, 2024
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Stevens people 2: AYO WHITE WHATS GOODIE
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by SteeEzzy November 23, 2021