Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021

Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Wife material

A woman who is kind, sweet, wants a family and probably loves nature.

I want a woman that's wife material so bad
maybe stop texting evil fashion girls on hinge

by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025

Tees Wife

A woman who is stunning , beautiful and just something about her that keeps you entrigued! She’s like a magnet for good luck , Love and Lust. She makes her man look and feel like the Most powerful Man on Earth. Tees Wife is the noblest Enigma .

Yo Tees Wife is Bad asf bro!

Tees Wife is so magnetic , I just wanna be around her !

….Yo Tee is so Lucky to have a Wife her she’s a total Peach .

by BeachBaeShorty February 16, 2022

wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.

But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.

by Iri June 17, 2024

Wife

A woman who steals money from men after gaining there trust in marriage

My, wife you’ve stolen all the money!

by Seventhstud January 24, 2022

play wife

Someone who plays house with a play husband. A unofficial couple with no rules or regulations

He stays in a house with his play wife.

by James48212 June 4, 2024