what the cracker?

another way of saying what the hell.

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??

by Melanie November 15, 2003

what girlfriend?

The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.

(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)

Girl: So do you have a girl or somethin?
You: Girl? What girlfriend????

by MisterStealYourReich January 28, 2017

whats guanin

Whats up
used within groups of cheeky nando lads

*Joins PS4 party* wagwan, whats guaning.

by Top G420 July 31, 2016

what😀

When someone says some shit thats so crazy u dont even know how to react. The 😀 emoji is of course ironic as sometimes you wanna kill the person who said that shit (as in the example below).

Person A: "Bro yesterday i found my lizard filled with some white shit"
Person B: "Yea i fucked it the other day coz i was bored"
Person A: "What😀"

by wydimMeow April 22, 2021

What the fuck!!!!

Tim: what the fuck do you think ur doing!

Nonce: having sex?
Tim: she is five!
Nonce: I know?
Tim:WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck!!!! Is used to question why the fuck a person would do that. Fucking idiot!

by Wagwan fam, pifting? August 3, 2020

What salad

What a Lad! Often used in texting conversation as shorthand.

Bob gets with all the girls he wants!
- What salad!

by Lengar July 5, 2018

What is this Rüfüs?

Expression used when a song is so good, it makes you think it could be a song by Rüfüs Du Sol.

Wow, this song is so good! What is this Rüfüs?

by Trustelino October 15, 2021