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vagina quotient

The Vagina Quotient is an inherent, natural phenomenon that relates to women and their access and division of power. It is related directly to space, time and other women.
Now that Betty, Sue and Jill are managers it is totally going to throw off our vagina quotient.
by xsnOOGInsx August 1, 2008
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Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.
by whatupiact May 24, 2010
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VAGINA DINER

The triangle shaped resturaunt where men and occasionaly woman go to dine on some of the best hair pie and vaginer melt sandwichs usually open twenty four seven,located in the valley between the female legs, north of the cucca cave.
Ross was excited to find out that his female boss also enjoyed chowing at the vagina diner too.

My friend Cindy must of got some of those red tied clams at the vagina diner , because now she is wicked sick.
by RAZA C. September 12, 2006
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The Vagina Whisperer

1. a person able to talk themselves into any girls pants

2. lesbian
Max: Dude, I have been trying to get into this girls pants for like hours.
Kevin: Dude, you need The Vagina Whisperer tutorial. He will teach you how to get into any chicks pants.

Jake: What's up with that hot chick over there? I have been sending drinks over and haven't even gotten a 'thank you'.
Rob: Your an idiot! She is The Vagina Whisperer.
Jake: The what?
Rob: The Vagina Whisperer, she only talks to vaginas. She is a lesbian.
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Woffing Vagina

When a girl opens her legs and the smell from her vagina saturates the room.
she had a woffing vagina when she spread open her legs.
by Hotdog Xansabar September 24, 2016
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Vagina Flakes

1. To scratch ones vagina, and flake off dry skins cells and pubic hair.

2. When a woman scratches her (dry) vagina and leaves flaky specs behind. As well as pubic hair. This happens mainly on toilet seats.
1. Please go clean you vagina flakes off of the toilet before I use it.

2. I hate using the toilet after people. I always have to wipe their vagina flakes away. Gross.
by Adorkablekia November 21, 2015
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siren vagina

A girl who literally can fuck anyone she wants because her vagina has melodic powers like a mermaid
She walked into the room and everyone was doomed, nobody can resist the siren vagina.
by Lordsandwolves May 9, 2017
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