Ultimate frustration

Knowing something to be true, then finding out it isn't.

I cant wait to have my last pack of pop-tarts... WTF!!?? WHO THE F#$% ATE MY LAST POP TARTS!!!!!!!?? I now know ultimate frustration...

by Gaziltapig January 1, 2012

ultimate sperm

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

by Hadvar's pimp January 1, 2012

ultrahuman

Noun: a person who is adept at making the same mistake repeatedly and consistemtly apologises for being human. (After all we're all human aren't we?)
-anity, Verb: to deliberately make a mistake and blame it on your being "just human"

1. His untrahumanity lead him to believe he would escape punishment because of his human rights apologist ways.
2. She is ultrahuman: always saying sorry for tripping over the boss's feet at meetings.
3. Man, that kid's ultrahuman! He always does the same thing wrong and gets away with mischief by overdoing the "so sorry routine" afterwards!

by The Rhodesian guy March 26, 2013

Ultraistic

Being fine with the powers that be in a universal type of way.

Being able to talk to people on different dimensions, telepathy, Astral projecting, etc. and being comfortable with it

Person 1: You wanna know something

Person 2: whats that?

Person 1: I'm an Ultraistic type of person and i love it :)

by DairRick April 30, 2013

ultraviolet nurple

An ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. So called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.)

I watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it up with an ultraviolet nurple, causing a stream of blood to steadily issue forth from what remained of the horrifically mutilated tit.

by chadsuperhero December 19, 2013

Ultra Job

When women jerks off a man until he ejaculates, said ejaculate is used as a lubricant to jerk off another man

"Sarah gave me the best ultra job last night, good thing I was first"

by Baconyum24 May 7, 2015

ultra wet willy

The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.

I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.

by Mattymins1123 August 15, 2015