my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"
by pizzaking April 15, 2011
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1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
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Irish Unicorning

stealing your irish flatmates strap on and dildo and proceeding to strap it onto a drunk persons forehead so they look like a unicorn.
Tori: Liv is drunk, quick irish unicorning her!
by Irish Unicorn October 25, 2013
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liam: TEAPARTY, at the park? i do say so , chap?

James: uhhhhhh..... i have very important like things that need to be done as it is important these things be done before this "tea - party?"

Liam: Get off your high horse, and get onto your unicorn.

JAMES! FLY WITH ME!!!! CHARLIEEE
by Dmtomchong July 31, 2013
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The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY
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Upside-down Unicorn

Referring to a male or male parts.
Person: Hello upside-down unicorn
Random male: what?
Person: you are a male so I define you as such
by Makingthingsreal March 04, 2016
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Upside-down Unicorn

The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back
You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!
by sex vocab May 22, 2022
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