When getting a blowjob from a man with long hair, part his hair down the middle and pull each side around the waist, then tie a knot in the hair, just above your ass, to create a harness.
Don't rub my hair - I was giving this guy a blowjob in the bathroom at the Kylie Minogue show last night, and he totally put me in a Navajo Turtle Pie!
by Adolph Fabulous September 24, 2011
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When someone dresses up in Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle (preferably, but regular turtle will do fine) apparel, and proceeds to get their dominatrix on with a woman. The wearer of the costume gets bonus points for a "cow-a bunga, dude."
"Good lord, what happened to Jeffrey?"
"Caught his mom getting a turtle sundae from his dad."
-Conversation between Jeffrey Dahmer's aunt and second cousin.
"Caught his mom getting a turtle sundae from his dad."
-Conversation between Jeffrey Dahmer's aunt and second cousin.
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Get the Turtle-Poop mug.To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
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