Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2025

Turn The Key

A sexual act performed when you are fucking a girl doggy and while fucking, you suck your thumb briefly then stick your thumb up the girls ass with your nail facing down towards her pussy and then turn your hand 90 degrees.

Yo, Stacy told me to turn the key last night and it really turned her on to the point she was gushing all up on me.

by TheGuanchillian December 30, 2023

Nova Turn

When a motorist wants to make a turn at an intersection, and is in the farthest opposite lane from the direction she needs to turn, and so cuts across 5 lanes of traffic to do so. The name comes from Northern Virginia, where drivers frequently make this sort of maneuver due to talking on the phone or applying makeup.

Today's commute sucked, I had to wait through two extra cycles of the light because some woman pulled a Nova turn and made everyone miss the light

by Meal Deal #2 January 1, 2012

A dark turn

When the reciving side of the anal intercourse is enthusiastic, while the other is less so, as he inserts himself his dick goes slightly soft bends at an awkward angle.

Went to Jenny's yesterday, boy that took A dark turn.

by Al3xander64 March 29, 2015

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

by YeetTheAn3On March 23, 2024

snip turn

To work a duty or shift that is noticeably shorter than the average.

"I'll be done by lunch time I'm working a snip turn"

by mildlyinteresting April 5, 2009

SOB turn

A very hard or fast turn that causes passengers to lean or potentially slide in their seat. Stands for "Slide Over Baby"

"That turn was so hard, I slid in my seat!"
"Yeah, it was definitely an SOB turn."

by L_ronzo February 21, 2019