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Troll Strolling

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.
"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."
by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021
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day troll

the day troll is a creature of the night that mistakingly wonderd out of its hiding cave into the light confused of the sun rays that are beating on its face

(simalar to a racoon with rabies)
gid damn did you se that fuckin day troll roaming the streets
by uncle ruckess August 3, 2009
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Troll yawn

Damn girl! That’s the longest troll yawn I’ve ever heard!
by Trollyawning March 11, 2022
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Troll-scope

When a person known as a troll (someone who strives to trick people) pretend they will not troll you but then proceed to 360 in your mouth and trick yo
Conor and Will, the troll-masters, hid behind the bush to troll-scope the kids leaving the party.

Man 2: "Please do not kill me I am reading my book"

man 1: "Ok"
man 1: *kills man 2*
man 1: "get troll-scoped lozer swizz
by jellyfamjuheardd69 May 18, 2017
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Poetic Troll

po·et·ic /pōˈedik/ - /pōˈedik/

A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.

Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
by Hmmsphil May 9, 2021
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Trolling for Dick

Function: verb

From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.

1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.

2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.
Did you see that skinny clean dude walking down the street with his shirt off; stating everyone looks like trouble? He is really Trolling for Dick.

That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.
by MNLaz August 4, 2007
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troll alliance

people who lack of gaming skills makes them turn to game bashing and man lubbin
The Troll Alliance welcomes it's newest member, Richard, he will doublessly fit in here
by harris5 October 1, 2003
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