food shui

The art of plating ones food in such a way that it brings harmony, balance, and maximum yum factor. Food shui can also be achieved by the arrangement and order of ingredients (ie: bun, patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, bun VS. bun, tomato, onion l, patty, lettuce, cheese, bun).

While Howzer was taking photos for food porn, food shui could not be achieved until after he placed the quarters of grilled zucchini slightly on and next to the neatly piled cheddar mashed potatoes, and then gently placing the NY steak atop the potatoes and beside the zucchini.

by Howzer79 May 22, 2015

Food buzz

When you've had a big-ass meal and you feel like the little sleepy satisfied piggy you are.

These tacos were so good I feel like I have a food buzz.

by NickOff September 12, 2020

Holdup Foods

An overpriced organic market.

I went shopping today and bought goat cheese for $12 a pound at Holdup Foods.

by zolita February 01, 2007

Food insurance

Food insurance is a second meal ordered at the same time as your original meal. It is used as insurance in case you are still hungry. Not to be confused with a side order.

Chris got the Mac and cheese platter as food insurance. He is never sure if the spaghetti pizza will be enough.

by abeanpie December 22, 2017

food tunnel

Describes oneself or another person as a means of indiscriminate food passage, and usually for large amounts of it. Not complimentary.

Judith, you're a food tunnel. I've cooked all day and you come in here stinking of McDonald's.

by ideefixe January 05, 2013

Dude Food

When two straight man suck each other's dicks. No homo.

"Hey man, can I get some dude food?" *unzips pants*
"Hell yeah my dude!"
(No Homo implied)

by bing bing bung April 05, 2016

Quality foods

Full of a bunch of members of the NOOBS (National organization Of Bitches and Scanks) the bathrooms smell like shit and they have 2 retards that work there

I don't want to go to quality foods the service is shit

by F@gk1ller May 21, 2021