Thomas Coffey Syndrome 

When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.

James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”

Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”

Thomas Coffey Syndrome by Notleks_ November 20, 2019

Thomas Carpenito 

Top Shagger

That’s Thomas Carpenito, what a man he is.

Thomas Carpenito by truebtold December 20, 2019

Thomas Orsini 

Thomas orsini,
Is A Teenager Who Loves To Play Minecraft. His Dream Is To Be Famous. And He Has A Pet Cat named Lucy. Named After The Show Lucy.

Thomas Orsini: Irish Italian Polish Name.

Thomas Orsini by CoolKid_2847 December 30, 2019

Thomas Sheng 

Thomas Sheng is the gayest mother fucker of them all. he always is asking for cocaine and crystal meth. after he's done with that he takes his small little asian ass to the bathroom to hit his pineapple flavored pop and mango juul pods. this kid is the tallest mother fucking asian and can kick the ball up anyones ass. he try's to make some white kid shirt with some pussy ass cunt designs.

you just got thomas shenged

Thomas Sheng by samburke69 January 17, 2020

Thomas Upton 

A male specimen who thinks he is straight but is very incorrect. He has a high ego and is self obsessed. WANKA

Guy1:yo who is that guy who keeps saying Thomas Thomas Thomas

Guy2: he must be Thomas Upton

Thomas Upton by Lilbbycheesus April 22, 2020

Thomas Miles 

Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.

Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....

Thomas Miles by DigBickEnergy May 31, 2020

Thomas Jay’d 

Getting stung to the point of death by a pile of bees.

There’s a bee hive over there. Are you allergic to bees?

No bro. What about anybody else? I don’t want y’all to get Thomas Jay’d.

Thomas Jay’d by Hamsterjam August 27, 2020