Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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NyQuil Nap

The super awesome deep sleep you get after taking NyQuil.
Terry: Gee golly, I'm so tired!
Phillip: I'm not, I had a NyQuil nap last night.
by Bootybootybootyrockitevrywayuh December 12, 2012
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jimi-napping

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.
by jimony snicket August 05, 2010
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nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.
When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.
by Max Wellington September 24, 2013
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Haya nap

When you sleep or take a nap for exactly 26 minutes
I have a headache I'll go take a Haya nap
by SekeganO January 06, 2021
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Kentucky fried dirt nap

When you sleep with you manager after breaking up with your boyfriend earlier that day.
I told @theconfessionposts on tik tok that I had a Kentucky fried dirt nap.
by Thepussyslayer420 June 10, 2022
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deny nap

A person who falls asleep while watching television and then acts like the they were awake.
Why deny nap? You were snoring during the first five minutes of the show.
by Mr. Dish December 13, 2024
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