What is that, the Gangnam Style dance? Does anyone even remember that song?
The kid dancing is the opposite hipster
The kid dancing is the opposite hipster
by Psypuck August 28, 2013
Get the Opposite hipstermug. Those who reject the "clean cut" nature of the hipster movement. They enjoy heavy rock music with a relevant message. They keep their hair long, and buy baggy jeans. They can enjoy life, and other people, without the elitist trappings of thier forefathers. They do what they feel is right for them
Hipster: Why are you eating that? It's full of fat, and preservatives?
Post Hipster: I don't eat this all the time
Post Hipster: I don't eat this all the time
by =# September 28, 2011
Get the Post Hipstermug. Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.
I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.
by His Rexcellence December 27, 2011
Get the The Hipster Paradoxmug. Experimental beats and atypical lyrics don't necessarily make hipster-hop groups better than the mainstream.
by Rex Reason June 13, 2015
Get the Hipster-Hopmug. A Hipster football is a frisbee or "flying disk". Just as the hipsters try and stay relevant by ironically liking things, people play frisbee as an alternative to mainstream football.
by MTVCribs April 13, 2017
Get the Hipster Footballmug. The state of being a hipster prior to being a hipster. A person who exists predating the premier of the hit film Garden State.
Proto-Hipster includes, but not limited to, male and female hipsters predating the 1980's in fashion and witty catch-phrases, ahead of their time, avant garde.
EX.
"Susan's record collection is great, even though I've never heard of these artists. They aren't even featured on Pitchfork... she's such a Proto-Hipster"
EX.
"Susan's record collection is great, even though I've never heard of these artists. They aren't even featured on Pitchfork... she's such a Proto-Hipster"
by DB1976 October 18, 2011
Get the Proto-Hipstermug. Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.
Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.
Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.
by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013
Get the hipster autismmug.