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humpty dumpty fell off the wall 

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

the woodlands high school

A mess. A high school for almost entirely upper-middle/upper class teenagers who are known for being stuck-up and oblivious to the outside world. The students are much like those in cliché high school movies, very much about cliques. The dress code is ridiculously strict, and recently they’ve started playing weird throwback music at the end of every lunch for some reason (?). One of the most notable traits of this school is the vaping problem, as likely more twhs students own a juul than don’t at this point. There are fights very often, and things have been getting wilder and wilder for this school and it’s entire district since the start of 2019. Stay safe staff and students!
I hate Woodlands kids. Everyone at The Woodlands High School is so fake and clique-y!

eject the warp core 

Originally a Star Trek phrase. It is now a phrase used when taking a shit.
"I'm going to go to the bathroom and eject the warp core!"
or
"I've ejected the warp core!"

when you when: the when you whenning 

no. just no. no you no. just
no. just no.
please no
you are gonna end the world
dont do it
you are gonna end the world
dont
just no.
please
don't do it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sus
stupid man: when you when: the when tyou whenning was a good movie! you should watch it
not a stupid man: it's not a movie. it's an urban dictionary definition you idiot. that's why you are called "stupid man" on the example of how "when you when: the when you whenning" is used in a sentence. you really fit that description.
stupid man: i am not stupid man
also stupid man: i am behind you
not a stupid man: you are still stupid man
stupid man: no!!!!!! my dad is david baszucki and will steal all your robux!!! and my mother can hack and steal all your moneys!!
not a stupid man: shut up. it's getting long
stupid man: ok

Soldiers of the wasteland 

The official Dragonforce fan club. complete with discounts, contests, member only vids, and the best hard-core fan forum ever.

a.k.a SOTW
Soldiers of the wasteland is fuckin cool man

turned on the waterworks 

English slang for crocodile tears. Crying on request. This can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks (faucet, tap, sprinklers).

This offense is normally committed by chicks. Also seen from football soccer players when they're trying to con a referee.
She turned on the waterworks. Her moms was totally convinced.

Eg:2 After being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn't love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved.

Eg:3 Cristiano Ronaldo won a penalty for Real Madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. Miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.