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Goose Egg

When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.
Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?

Clark:No wtf is that

Joe:*Goose egg*

Clark: Awee wtf man
by The Goose Egg Gobblin October 2, 2021
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egg nut

a common phrase when someone gets hurt or fails.
AW, EGG NUT, I JUST FELL
by oogyboogyfishman January 22, 2018
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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Emmett's eggs

Emmett's eggs is the eggsa that Emmett Cullen carries around in the first Twilight
"Look at Emmett's eggs! "
by Imahugesimpxo January 24, 2021
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egg hair

An egg hair is a corse egg strand found in your breakfast plate while eating hashbrowns!
Jenn was very concerned when she found a large egg hair in her breakfast.
by Doctor_dear22 May 29, 2017
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Egg munch

A person of whom eats eggs, Or the act of eating eggs
My eldest brother munched apon an egg this morning there fore being an 'Egg Munch'
by fibbertyjibbert July 5, 2011
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cock egg

When a man injects synthol into bell end
Ello mate me cock egg is massive would you like to have a rodgering.
by Mr. Cock Egg February 9, 2018
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