camel jack

When someone is just being completely stupid or "blonde" and you just have no other words for them.

Azalea ran into the wall like connor, and i called her a fucking camel jack.

by ryanbks8000x April 29, 2014

Jack Kelly

Described by Katherine as a handsome, heroically charismatic, plain-spoke, know-nothing, cocky little son of a... as well as a flirt, a complete egomaniac, and the face of the Newsies strike.

Jack Kelly is an egotistical son of a...

by jeffys_goil October 11, 2020

neuron jacking

It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.

"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016

Jack-Mandering

(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke

(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote

"Did you hear what happened in Miller's class? There was Jack-Mandering afoot in the class vote."

by Aunt Tim February 1, 2022

jack johnston

when the shousy liquid comes out of your nose and goes back into the shoe

when the boys do a shoey he did a jack Johnston

by dhytdjkhyilrszhgouESHO July 1, 2019

bag jacking

the act of stealing Halloween candy from children while they are trick-or-treating.

Origin: SNL Weekend update Oct. 15, 2011. Rap star Drake and SNL member Jay Pharoah pose as "Teens Dressed as Werewolves" and do a rap song about 'bag jacking'

Me and my friends tried to go bag jacking this Halloween, but all of the kids went out with their parents.

by Yuehan85 October 16, 2011

Battery Jack

The act of removing the batteries of a lesser needed electronic device power a more urgent one

Gamer 1: dude my controller is dead, and i don't have any batteries.
Gamer 2: then go battery jack your dvd remote's

by Z227933 January 19, 2010