jack jelly

(1)Any substance used as lubrication for male masturbation. (2)Jack Jelly: A specific masturbation product for men in the Gun Oil line by Empowered Products, Inc.

My aunts hand lotion made lousy jack jelly.

by lanstopher March 6, 2009

neuron jacking

It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.

"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016

Battery Jack

The act of removing the batteries of a lesser needed electronic device power a more urgent one

Gamer 1: dude my controller is dead, and i don't have any batteries.
Gamer 2: then go battery jack your dvd remote's

by Z227933 January 19, 2010

jack johnston

when the shousy liquid comes out of your nose and goes back into the shoe

when the boys do a shoey he did a jack Johnston

by dhytdjkhyilrszhgouESHO July 1, 2019

Jack and Miley

An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. His quotes daaske you with amazement. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Jack is always trustworthy and He is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best person ever. Jack is very good looking. His music taste is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing. He also is sooooo good at football and spends most of his time texting Miley. Miley is a caring and funny. They share quotes and express felling towards winding people up and they are both super competitive. Miley are usually blonde but sometimes have brown hair. They have hazel eyes and she’s beautiful. She can make anyone laugh and can make anything seem funny. She has one main best friend and Miley and her best friend spend most of their time together. If you meet a Miley keep her forever and ever. She’s the best person you could ever meet.They are telepathic

They were jealous of the Jack and Miley

by Anonymous__09 November 4, 2020

Jack Met

An extroverted, chaotic yet sweet puppy (not an actual puppy; he's a human) from New York who takes part in a band with his two brothers, Ryan (the keyboard smashing and ukulele strumming bicon please don't take the "bi" part in there seriously with this guy, his true sexuality has not been revealed and I just make unconfirmed assumptions) and Adam (the soft teddy/grizzly bear man who loves gummy bears and just wants to save the world), with the band name being AJR. This soft puppy boi is the lead singer of the band, and is also a multi-instrumentalist 😳 he plays the acoustic guitar, the ukulele, the tambourine, the drums, and loves a good game of ping-pong. I love this boi so 😩✋👌👌👌👌👏😊

Hey look at that sweet, chaotic, extroverted, floofy puppy!! Wait, they're human?? Oh, that makes sense, it's Jack Met!

by LegendaryEy3bags May 4, 2021

joke-jacking

When you, the 'joker', privately make a hilarious joke at school, work, or in a group of friends and the 'jokee' then passes it on to others, or merely says it louder than you, thus giving the impression that they were the original creator of the joke.

*(Dude 1 whispers hilarious joke..)

Dude 2: HAHAHAHA Hey everyone!
I've got a hilarious joke!!

Dude 1: Hey wat gives?? Why u joke-jacking??

by The4RealDeal March 14, 2009