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Kiss My Arse

English Idiom

The meaning of this term is derived from Witchery.

During a Witches' Sabbath (or Black Mass), the head Witch leads a ceremony where, upon tying a mask of the face of Satan to his bare buttocks, he invites all other witches to prove their loyalty by kissing it.

The modern English term, therefore, is used to suggest that a particularly irritating person can be likened to an evil witch.
Person A: Why don't you do the washing up before you go to work instead of leaving it all day in the sink where it looks messy and starts to stink!!!

Person B: Why don't you KISS MY ARSE!
by Tony du sxw2 October 24, 2025
mugGet the Kiss My Arsemug.

arse warm

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.
"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."
by No Name Johnny December 28, 2005
mugGet the arse warmmug.

arse rattled

You are going to get your arse rattled, i.e. Your going to get anal sex
by J197G April 19, 2018
mugGet the arse rattledmug.

Pain in the arse

Samuel Launiere
Samuel Launiere in the biggest pain in the arse
by Hannahx88 December 14, 2019
mugGet the Pain in the arsemug.

Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally and engineer on a construction site that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.
Engineer: "that wall looks good you get the weepholes in ok"

Junior engineer: "them weepholes in that wall are wrong and not where they should be, I just bodged them to make them look good"

Engineer: "you rough arsed git"
by Kill_crazy January 25, 2024
mugGet the Rough arsed gitmug.

arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(
by twatsc October 18, 2008
mugGet the arse craclingmug.

sunburnt arse

A sunburnt arse is a person whose face has become so swollen with sunburn that it looks like an arse (of generic appearance). Typically of English origin. There are no know cures.
babe: 'hey whats that baboon on heat doing staring at my tits ?'
dude: 'thats just a sunburnt arse!'
by wise_spatula February 14, 2012
mugGet the sunburnt arsemug.

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