E-tard 

A person who consumes large quantities of extasy on a regular basis and usually demonstrates a high level of stupidity from doing so.

Foreman-"5+5?....its 11 man...damn your an E-tard now eh"
Damien- "Oh seriously?....damn man i must be hit still."

E-tard by ETC_luv December 28, 2005

/b/tard 

1. A prominent member of 4chan's /b/ board.
2. A mindless noob who invades innocent sites for fun.
3. A lover of furries and scat porn.
4. One who dwells in the asshole of the internets.

That guy is such a /b/tard.
/b/tards give the internet a bad name.
All /b/tards are pedophiles.

/b/tard by Thelostcup August 29, 2006

Vegi-Tard 

And obnoxious vegetarian or vegan (usually a member of Peta or Peta2) who believes in pushing their views on you. Will confront anyone they see eating meat products and tell them they are in the wrong. Will go to great lengths to do these things even though people will generally ignore their presence all together.

Very Annoying.

Will sometimes try knocking the meat out of your hand. Sometimes ending in a physical altercation.

Vegi-Tard-Stop eating meat! How would you feel if someone was eating you?!?!

Person-Well if they were able to eat me and they were hungry then they can, dumb ass Vegi-Tard

Vegi-Tard by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011

Van-Tard

The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.

Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard

Van-Tard by 1upChuka July 7, 2009

H-Tard 

abrevieation of a Holi-Tard

"hey bro, your cuz is an H-Tard he don't even deserve for me to call him a 'Holi-Tard' he was dissen Rudolpg and The man in the big red suit with the white beard you know like zztops' dudes' beards A"

H-Tard by grzly December 23, 2009

Low-Tard 

A Person Beyond being ignorant, shallow or just plain stupid.
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...

Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!

What a Low-Tard.

What a Friggin Low-Tard.

That Low-Tard thought....

Low-Tard by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011

Prosti-tard 

#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).

#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.

#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.

Prosti-tard by Sgt Wonder February 20, 2011