by thazzafact October 27, 2021
Get the 4TH GEN LEE KNOW'S WIFEmug. Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.
When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.
by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021
Get the Wife salarymug. by James Gresham December 21, 2023
Get the hoe wifemug. You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!
by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022
Get the Noah schnapps wifemug. by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021
Get the Take the wife somewhere nicemug. Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky
Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?
Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp
Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp
by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022
Get the Poet’s perfect wifemug. - A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).
'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
by Sillyahh November 12, 2023
Get the Cock Wifemug.