wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her
wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy
by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021
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astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.
Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20
by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 05, 2017
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hyunjins wife

andrea is hyunjins wife.
did you hear about andrea?? hyunjins wife
by andrea yeaaaa October 18, 2020
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Dutch wife

That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.
by BOOMER1212 July 31, 2024
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Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.
They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.
by Johnny D September 23, 2021
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wifed fn

Girlfriend- “can I come with you on your Facebook marketplace road trip?”

Boyfriend- “wifed fn”
by Ballsrus69 April 19, 2024
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Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.
by Gbreezy84 December 26, 2016
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