Cancer

Jake Paul.

Jake Paul is an actual cancer cell

by dickface.com August 19, 2017

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Cancer

A disease which is caused by stupid things, but somehow magically became trending (mostly from 12 years old kids on the internet).

Boy: Hey mate check out my fidget spinner!
Me: Stay away from me, there's too much cancer in it!

by Daufq da Gamer March 23, 2018

Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 19, 2020

Cancer

JAKE PAUL'S YOUTUBE!!!

I got cancer from jake paul's youtube

by Omgallthenamestaken June 2, 2018

Cancer

You get cancer when you play bad games.

Yesterday I played CS:GO and a Russian kid was screaming in his mic. That gave me cancer

by JolleJoh September 7, 2017

Cancer

They are the best ever people you'll ever meet....they can be COLD af and can knock you out...is a bad bitch with great sense of fashion and has a nice heart...many of them aren't crybabies it's just we can't hide our emotions...and it's also good to let it out as we don't need to feel bad after recalling the moment...always support a Cancer man/woman.

A:- Hey did you see her??
B:- Whom?

A:- That bad ass lady with great sense of fashion and got a savage mouth.
B:- Yup...maybe she is...

A:- A CANCER
B:- A CANCER

by All about Cancer sign January 21, 2022