Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.

Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax

by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Fanum tax

When someone steals some of your food.

Someone fanum taxed me!! 😭😭😭😭

by Totallyxgwen January 20, 2024

Carbon Tax Chrystia

a nickname given to former fianance and deputy PM Chrystia Freeland by the conservatives because she thought and bragged it was a good deal to tax Canadians to death

Carbon Tax Chrystia is just like Justin & Carbon Tax Carney !

by TrickShotDuke January 28, 2025

Fanum tax

Random goofy word used bye kids and adults trying to be cool

Kid: yo I am more fanum tax then you

by The sigma 11251824 June 24, 2024

Fanum Tax

You're so Fanum tax. "Fanum tax" popularized by Kai Cenat, he would use the term “tax” whenever he or a guest on his stream took a small bite of food. A streamer called Fanum took a small bite of some Cenat's cookies, so fans starts calling it "Fanum tax"

Fanum tax mean Gen Alpha
Fanum tax is a gag referring to YouTube creator Fanum, who “taxes” people by stealing their food. Pat says the term was made popular by Kai Cenat, a personality on video live-streaming service Twitch. “Pretty much when Kai Cenat streams his videos, Fanum would always come in and steal a lot of his food,” Pat says.

but honestly, i also still don't get it yall

you're so fanum tax

by bubbl3210 December 9, 2023

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 11, 2020