spider web

When a man cums all over his mate in the shape of a spider web

by Ben Carroll October 30, 2003

Spiden

to grow clumps of hair from unusual places on the body, such as the ears or left knee

sometimes can be found in the goochal area covering up the genitles and creating a game for your partner/other half called "man or woman?" this is called a mega spiden

pete - have u seen marks spiden?
nick - yes, his knees were like the back of a bear
mike - i have a particularly erotic mega spiden

by Mark Spidon February 21, 2009

Spiderhead

Inserting a penis into a girls mouth while on all fours.

Her four limbs in conjunction with your four limbs create the spiderhead effect.

by Arachnophobia February 1, 2010

The Spider

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 tubes come off of it. It is used as a funnel for beer for multiple people at a time. One person is required to hold it.

Jack held the spider and the eight kids funnelled down 24 beers at once

by Alex Torres January 6, 2004

spider web

When someone bends over in the buff revealing their spread butt cheaks loaded with a consistant hair pattern.

<bro1>"Yo, let me know when my mom comes in the room bro!" <bro2>"LMFAO, Ok she's comming." <bro1>"Mah want to see a 'Spider Web'?"

by W.James April 10, 2005

Spider-Manchurian Candidate

You've seen a radio-active Spider-Man, but you haven't seen a radio-active Spider-Man that's in love with his mother. Sexy.

"Coming to a theater near you, Spider-Manchurian Candidate."

by AnotherJon July 29, 2006

spider monkey

a kid or baby that iz 50% or 100% black

ohhh so im guessing your pregnant with a spider monkey since the daddys black

by white0girl087 July 5, 2006