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spider typing

typing effortlessly with one hand
I'm quite an expert at spider typing.
by Analyst242 November 15, 2014
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The Spider-Man

An uncontrollable act in which you cum and your cum is so sticky and thick to where it almost looks like a spider web. You can also call this the snot web in certain cases
“Ah dude I did the spider-man with carrisa last night and she puked because of how it looked and felt”
by KoreanFartGoblin February 26, 2020
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metro spider

(a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)
“Yo you know that guy Jamal? “

Oh yea he’s a metro spider of a guy eh?”
by Richardmille December 1, 2022
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Spider Food Obsession

The inability to control ones urge to purchase Power Scrolls on Ultima Online Forever no matter how small the quantity.
Sniffles went 5 hours out of his way to buy 1 Powerscroll last night. That guy has major Spider food obsession. He isn’t even good at the game.
by Clars800 February 23, 2021
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Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.
Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"
by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024
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Spider

Noun - A drink containing a carbonated drink (soft drink/fizzy drink/soda/pop/bubbly/etc) and ice cream.
By adding ice cream to this drink, it creates bubbles from the carbonation for some reason and it tastes good :)
1 - Hey, it's pretty hot right now, wanna make spiders?

2 - I love drinking spiders 😋

3 - Spiders are delicious!

4 - I hate spiders, but *spiders*... spiders taste good.

5 - im loue spidere un quatro, un melisia spooder 🫡🫡🫡 el taco ues?

6 - Here, have a spider!
by NotKoreSharp May 25, 2023
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Spider Man

A Teenage boy that has unexplainable sticky white stuff coming out of his body
by lil Jew December 28, 2019
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