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Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid
by Smart socks May 28, 2018
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Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.
Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!
by GabeShooter April 1, 2019
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Sock Fucker

A man who fucks a sock, and cums inside.
Tim: "John your a sock fucker?!"
John: "NUH UH!"
by tsinnn. September 10, 2023
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Lucky sock

To lucky sock, one must talk to someone else for, at least, a little bit too long about something very obscure or particular that clearly the other person shares zero interest in.
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.

One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.

It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."
Ex 1) The weird kid in the cafeteria lucky socked on me about his pog collection. He spoke to me for 20 minutes and all I could say was "cool."

Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.

Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.
by Grapefruit17 July 6, 2022
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Butter Sock

A Large Sock Filled With 83% Solidified Butter.
I just got beaten by a chungus with a Butter Sock.
by Real_Fake_Doors June 4, 2019
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Sock-sniffer

Someone of pudding ethnic culture (mostly used as a slur.)
I can't deal with you today, sock-sniffer.
by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023
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Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.
Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.
by Molly yono September 24, 2021
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