Stroke the snake

Another way to say masturbate

“Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”

by Scorpio Zeus February 26, 2018

bone snake

spine

my bone snake hurts

by anonymous June 18, 2021

White Snakeing

The act of opening a friend/coworker/whatever’s browser on their computer and pulling up an image/website of choice while they aren’t looking, or are out of the room. However, this is typically done with a picture of a White Snake, hence the name. This is usually a harmless prank, but one can pull up lemonparty.org or the likes if they choose.

“Hold up brodie, gotta grab a snack”
*Comes back to a picture of Mike Wazowski*
“You white snakeing son of a bitch.”

by Facialface February 24, 2020

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

snake lace

A condom

You better have your snake lace, or you might catch something from her.

by primalrage February 2, 2012

Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.

We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.

by Professor Rosseforp March 10, 2021

Snake Foodie

Snake Foodies is a subgroup of the Snake Lovers.
they become aroused with the idea of snakes forced down its slimy throat, being steadily dissolved as they get swallowed into this tight, dark space is a very relaxing thing for them to daydream about... yup, pleasure from the thought of death... (づ ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )づ The fuck?

"I'm a Snake Foodie!"

"wtf is a Snake Foodie?"
"Snake Foodies want to be snake food, the best way to die :D"

by HappySnakePreson September 3, 2018