Disconsolate Shower Tug

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.

I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug

by Surlypat January 17, 2022

british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.

-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower

by Lola1111 February 4, 2022

unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people

I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower

by Horsecxxcxk February 10, 2022

Canadian Shower

Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.

Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.

by Paul The Punter May 5, 2022

Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.

Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.

by semensquid489 May 5, 2022

CEO shower

When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.

This term mostly used in startups.

I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.

My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.

by Bossmandingo July 10, 2022

Coochie Shower

A shower exclusively targeting your stanky vagina.

Rhymes with: Coochie Power

Tifinella: "Hey, where are you off to?"
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."

by Funky Worm November 30, 2022