Twin Valley Middle School

Located in fucking no where. The only thing you’ll find here is in-breeds and mango juul pods. Everyone is retarded, and a forever virgin.

Why the fuck did they put urinals in the fucking juul room???? God damn u Twin Valley Middle School!!!

by TVs did= April 18, 2019

bull run middle school

a school full of fake white girls and big mexican gangs. the principal looks like a egg. all the kids and spoiled and are going to die of popcorn lung. all the girls are sluts and get exposed for their nudes everyday. most of the kids are fat as fuck too.

guy 1: hey do you wanna go find some mexican sluts?
guy 2: yeah! i know where to go! bull run middle school!

by utfhfsfhztdutdufigcjjcg July 25, 2019

Hidden oaks middle school

this school consist of sluts,drug addics,fake people,drag queens,pretty much everything u could think of hidden oaks has.Hidden oaks middle school has the worst teachers ,kids who smoke weed behind teachers and the teachers are to blind to notice,vaping in the bathroom,bad role models ,and rude teachers.Half the kids at hidden oaks have sex before they turn 12 and start doing drugs in 6th grade.

ellen:where did Mary go before she got put in rehab for drugs.
Alex:she went to hidden oaks middle school

by exposedbich October 3, 2019

University School of Milwaukee

If you need a place to sell your vape pods, never fear, USM is here. Based out of River Hills Wisconsin, with all the rich boys you could ever supply, this school does NOT, in fact, give two flying FUCKS about your feelings. The students, and teachers, are here to get paid, and get laid, and sometimes go to Harvard. Spending more money on recruiting athletes, then most public schools are given a year to operate, it's truely amazing that USM still can not win a state championship in a sport that is not Tennis or Hockey. Here is the prep school of prep schools, The Beverly hills, of River hills, The extra white girl, to your Starbucks latte, USM

University School of Milwaukee is the most chill school in Wisconsin, except for you know, every other school in Wisconsin

by That one Wildcat January 3, 2018

Braswell High School

Braswell high school is an awful school with terrible teachers and staff with fake thugs loud ass annoying people and an annoying ass cop in the parking lot who pulls over at least 15-20 people per morning in the school area alone. 31 in a 35 is not speeding faggot. No off campus lunch, few freedoms, and bad sports teams. Overall, a horrible school.

“You know that place hell?”
“You mean Braswell High School?”

“Son are you passing your classes?”
“Hell nah I go to Braswell High School”

by Huge Dick Boi 🌝 October 26, 2018

Airline High School

The school in northwest Louisiana in which there is a lack of inclusiveness and well being of their students.

Guy: "Did you hear about Airline High School?"
Other Guy: "You mean the one where Cash Glaze said the N-Word over Snapchat?"
Guy: "Oh yeah, you mean on quote "F*ck those n******?"

by GetRektCashGlaze November 5, 2021

grad school

Limbo; purgatory; a place where you waste the best years of your life apprenticing for the PhD guild.

THE BAD:
- endless homework
- potentially asshole professors
- little social life
- boring repetitive classes
- dull TA work
- shit pay
- you might end up in the middle of nowhere
- constant moving massacres relationships. Remember the girlfriend who left you because she couldn't take the long-distance relationship? Your friends? The family you see for 2 weeks per year? Better forget them... Easier that way.
- having to teach obscenely hot 18 year olds without being able to touch them
- leads to frigidity and involuntary abstinence
- it's 4am. You went to class between 9 and 12. You ate pretzels for lunch, then you graded for 4 hours. Then you wrote homework. Now your eyes are bleeding and you have the urge to cut.
- once (if) you graduate, you have to move again, in order go to post-doc, which is the same as grad school except you get a few bucks more and you write fewer pages of homework
- incipient alcoholism

THE GOOD:
- incipient alcoholism
- easy ticket to the first world for talented third worlders
- easy ticket to a big city if you luck out
- you can really slack away if you play your cards right
- 3+ months of vacation
- sort of intellectual
- beats the fucking 9 to 5. You're making 40K working 40 hours a week with 2 weeks vacation? In grad school people can make ~20K with ~10 hours of work per week and 3 months vacation. You do the math.

I decided to go to grad school... Sure, I don't have a girlfriend... Or a car... And my friends from my old city have all but forgotten me... And I write 40 pages of homework per week... And the hot students I teach are driving me insane... And the old professor fucks are raping me at every opportunity... And I'm on a first name basis with the liquor store owner... But goddamn, at least I'm not in the 9 to 5! Yesterday, Wednesday the 12th, I slept until 1pm and then I watched 3 movies, played games for 4 hours, and drank 14 beers. Tomorrow, on Friday, I'll do the same. In a month it'll be summer again and I'll fly home to see my friends and get a nice tan... I used to think about graduation, but that was 2 years ago.
Yeah...

by jack kane January 22, 2011