stinky seconds

Using a toilet or lavatory immediately after someone has completed making a bowel movement. The second person must then suffer the stench left by the previous tenet.

Bill beat me to the bathroom, so I had to take stinky seconds.

by Miyako December 30, 2008

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seven second smile

Supposedly if a love interest smiles at you for seven seconds or more at one time they are interested | Also a song by a local band ska/punk band who's name changes frequently currently "Dazed"

Jane: *smile*
John: *stare*
Jack: 5, 6, 7. Alright John seven second smile go get her bro.

by hunter mil March 27, 2008

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A really quick Blow Job. Europeans are very active, busy people who sometimes want the pleasure but don't have the time. Time doesn't limit the enjoyment so the giver must be skilled to deliver the same amount of titillation. Romantic, not sleazy.

Pierre, before you run off for work at the baguette bakery, would you like a 2 Second Frencher?

Oui!

by SarahTurdleDurd March 11, 2009

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thirsty second

That moment when your just trying to fuck any girl/or guy after a while of not fucking . Their looks don't matter that much in the moment

Hey bro I think Ima fuck Madison for the thirsty second tbh

Fuck it bro hit her up

by Elhuesos.who January 23, 2017

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8 Second Timer

This timer was developed by the YouTuber "Diddle" as a means to exploit the site LootVGO. If you use the 8 Second Timer on the site, you are guaranteed to make profit every single time.

(This timer was exclusively popularized by Diddle and anyone who copies it is a golfball lookin ass chicken head.

"Use the 8 Second Timer and you can't lose!"

by YouTubeDiddle January 13, 2019

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