Shirt Twating

A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.
I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!
by Gavalot January 11, 2011
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V-Shirt

Sleeping person: What is that ruckus outside? There aren't enough gays for it to be a marriage march, not enough pink for breast cancer support?

Friend texting back: Are there a lot of V-shirts? It could be a vagina monologues march.
by Grilliam March 14, 2009
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Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly

Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.
Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.
by Carlos_Tesla July 18, 2024
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Trash shirt

Basically any shirt a man owns that he wouldn't go on a date in. A t-shirt used for sleeping, going to the liquor store, or hanging around the house in.
"Hey that Laker game is on right now, wanna head to the pub"?

"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".

And/or

"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.
by Permanenthursday@gmail.com January 23, 2010
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that shirt shows ass

When someone's shirt is too short or rides up and their ass shows. Not a compliment.
Don't get me started on that getup. That shirt shows ass.
by Tree Months 2 I January 15, 2024
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checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.
Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night
by Satansbestie March 31, 2016
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Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one (crazy enough) who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.
The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.
by Solid Mantis June 01, 2020
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