European student: "So how's school like in the USA?"
American student: *Dodging gunfire and running away from the school shooter* "Dangerous."
American student: *Dodging gunfire and running away from the school shooter* "Dangerous."
by Fuck my past March 16, 2020
Get the School mug.by alexxxxxxx<3 April 19, 2022
Get the School mug.School is a another word used to describe hell. This "hell" has five stages. The first stage is known as homeroom, In this stage you are forced to acknowledge your existence in the hell. You are very commonly put with other people in this stage. The 2nd stage is called "period 1" This sage is randomized between over 5 different mental torture methods the most common Torture method to be put on this level is called math. The 3rd stage is called "period 2" this level is also randomized each day. The 4th stage is called "period 3" this one is also randomized, the most common is P.E AKA physical education. And Finally the last stage, period 4 this stage is considered one of the less painful stage because its the closest to being released form the hell. This stage is also randomized each day.
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"Man down Man down!"
*gunshots*
"Help I don't wanna die in a school!"
"Every man for themselves"
*more gunshots*
*gunshots*
"Help I don't wanna die in a school!"
"Every man for themselves"
*more gunshots*
by @therealoglilbag June 6, 2021
Get the School mug."A place of happiness where young children get to run free and learn to be responsible and succeed in life. I beautiful and marvelous place where young people get to interact in kind, happy ways as they share thoughts and feelings... a safe place, where students can learn important life skills they will need in the future such as Algebra and be happy and vulnerable as well." Said NO ONE EVER and what NO ONE EVER will say!
A place of misery where young child has to do things such as algebra under the lie that it is teaching them things that they will need in the future. A miserable, where young people go to compete in the rigged and no-win contest among all the other students for any sliver of recognition... A terribly unsafe place, where students may go to get bullied.
Then theres the school system itself.
- you must raise your hand to speak
- you must ask permission to go to the bathroom or fill up your water bottle
- you often are told where you have to sit
- you have to work quietly and you will get in trouble if you are not
Ever seen a picture of a prison bus??
look it up, it's literally a blue or white school bus!!!!!
A place of misery where young child has to do things such as algebra under the lie that it is teaching them things that they will need in the future. A miserable, where young people go to compete in the rigged and no-win contest among all the other students for any sliver of recognition... A terribly unsafe place, where students may go to get bullied.
Then theres the school system itself.
- you must raise your hand to speak
- you must ask permission to go to the bathroom or fill up your water bottle
- you often are told where you have to sit
- you have to work quietly and you will get in trouble if you are not
Ever seen a picture of a prison bus??
look it up, it's literally a blue or white school bus!!!!!
Mom - Hi Honey! How was your day at school?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - Uh, enter name, everything okay?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - ...
Child - What's the phone number of the mental ward?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - Uh, enter name, everything okay?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - ...
Child - What's the phone number of the mental ward?
by defs of a human alive on earth August 9, 2022
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