Sam Falk

Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.

Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.

by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020

sam jenkins

A military nut, is usually called a jew mostly likes rock music and frank Sinatra and lives in Germany under a rock

Who is that

That's a sam Jenkins a filthy jew

by Uooof February 6, 2020

sAm

sam is a gay homosexual and likes to watch meats-in. Sam will try to scam you so watch out

U got sammed

by 12nakedafricans March 2, 2020

Sam Gee

A Sam Gee is a type of person who is vertically challenged but however can be very scary at times. A Sam Gee can also be a delusional pedophile that likes his youngest brother.

You see that boy over there i heard he’s a Sam Gee!

by Henz05 April 13, 2020

Sam Willer

If you've ever spent a day with a Sam Willer you will instantly realise he's a huge fucking Simp. Sam will always leave the boys just to talk to a girl and rejects the bro's before hoes code.

"Where's Sam Willer at? We need a fourth on warzone."
"He's talking to a girl."
"Fucking Simp."

by MaxT2599 April 23, 2020

Sam

Sam is a great person that can make you feel happy no matter how sad you are. Sam will always be there for you no matter what. Sam would make an amazing boyfriend of girlfriend and is full of kindness.

Person #1: I've been so down lately I don't know what to do.
Person #2 go talk to Sam they always make feel great.

by Lolthisissorandom May 3, 2020

Sam

A dude that does shit because why not

Sam is a dude

by Sams rocket powered toaster June 3, 2020