rusty princess

The act of sticking an erect penis into a old (50+ years) Vagina and moving it side to side and then the act of sticking ur hand up the vagina is performed.

Last night I gave a rusty Princess to Bill's grandma.

by [e-mail] June 9, 2012

The rusty piston

The result of having rough anal sex, and your shaft is covered in feces and blood, giving it that rusty color.

I ran into my ex last night, and the rusty piston was on my bucket list.

by Jmc1971 CM75 September 3, 2018

Rusty Ocarina

Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.

Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.

by RobAnybody November 3, 2020

Rusty tank

Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement

That Frankie used to be Frank the tank now he is an old rusty tank in need of oil.

by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017

rusty beagle

When you forget to use lube during butt sex and the resulting color on your penis is red and brown.

Kevin Mosier ended up with a rusty beagle after forgetting to use the KY jelly when Shawn gave him a straight guy back rub that went too far.

by Rachel Cooney July 10, 2017

Rusty Tacklebox

When your girl has the runs on her period, and you feel like eating fish....

I went out with Cindy yesterday ...but her Rusty Tacklebox really put me off my appetite, too bad momma didn't raise no quitter

by Themonkeyfkr March 23, 2022

Rusty Rim

When your friend’s rectum is rusty. The opposite of a soapy hole.

Helen has a Rusty Rim. She hasn’t been active for a few days.

by Pissface&Pussface February 7, 2019