A distant relative of the Tucan originally from central America, this particular species has been crossbreed into humans over hundreds of years and now blends in with the general human population. You can see how the evolution still resembles that of the original Tucan by observing the species from the side and taking note of its enlarged nose.
by Historian Crowe March 23, 2023
Get the Richard Crowemug. The most badass guy ever, he has the strength of 10 fucking bodybuilders. He is handsome, he gets every girl he wants, but he only want milfs. 12 inch penis, and a huge but. The definition of sexy. He could beat everyone up. Muscular guy.
Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Girl: Richard is so sexy
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
by Crystal Metthew November 21, 2021
Get the Richardmug. In action when a sexually and romantically insecure and confused man (any age applicable) perversely watches and monitors a female of high social status and attractiveness. Some like to beat the meat while doing so….
Dude 1:Bro did you see Davonte richarding on Lauren’s insta last night on break.
Dude 2: yeah bro it was gross asf I heard him breathing heavy in the handicap stall…
Dude 2: yeah bro it was gross asf I heard him breathing heavy in the handicap stall…
by Maxdidsomeshit August 5, 2021
Get the Richardingmug. by Ian Gw September 2, 2019
Get the Richardsmug. by icke2433 February 23, 2010
Get the badass richardmug. by Freckle_Meckle July 19, 2021
Get the Richard Averymug. The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021
Get the Richard’s Ascotmug.