Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red

"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"

by DeadBeatPenis March 25, 2017

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Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 28, 2012

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redneck kombucha

A mix of Sweet Tea vodka and PBR garnished with an orange slice. Typically drank with black & milds and pork rinds.

Jerry lost his thumb during a rowdy game of stump after drinking an excessive number of Redneck kombuchas.

by Simmons brother Lopez November 04, 2023

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Redneck Racecar

Dodge Neon, driven by a redneck who thinks it is a NASCAR. Probably derived from the myth that the cars in their favorite sport are "stock".

Did you see that guy cut me off in his redneck racecar? Too bad it's just a Dodge Neon with a loud tailpipe and racing stickers.

by mathmonkey February 16, 2009

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Rich redneck

(This is more of a side note for other definitions)

Many "rich rednecks" CAN be either redneck with a massive amount of money. Others including myself are outwardly classy with a slight hint of the redneckness sprinkled in while in private or in the right company act like well dressed rednecks.

Thats one rich redneck.

by a_beer September 09, 2020

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