Shell-puppy

Is a pet turtle that one treats like a puppy or it acts as a puppy on its own.

Hey Carol, look at my new shell-puppy isnt he cute.

by SavageRedQueen81669 February 18, 2021

Puppy Dog Etiquette

Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity

Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?

Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!

by VollDasBrainEyy March 14, 2019

Puppy Playland

AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.

My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.

by Shitcleaner December 24, 2007

promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023

Tree Puppy

Another name for a squirrel

That tree puppy is eating an acorn.

by Ms.letohic September 4, 2020

Puppy

A cover-up word for "Pussy." Comes from trying to text "Pussy" in WORD on cell phones.

Dave is being a lil puppy and won't go out tonight.

Jenna is a puppy.

Aright I'm bein' out, later puppies.

by Tall Greg January 9, 2011

Cringe Puppy

A puppy or canine creature that is very cute and a bit silly sometimes.

"This dog is a cringe puppy."

by Spikystring Snuffle April 13, 2024