Pulled a "Pete"

Acting carelessly or foolishly in order to complicate any simple task into a highly complicated event.

Pulling a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"

by Daddy_Warbucks May 1, 2011

pulled a Kloppenburg

Prematurely declaring victory and then suffering a humiliating defeat.

The candidate for the Wisconsin Supreme Court really pulled a Kloppenburg when she declared victory with a 200 vote lead, but ultimately lost by over 7,300 votes!

by SchadenFred May 5, 2011

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011

Pulled a Shelly

To unintentionally "Reply to All" to an email pertaining to a sensitive and/or volatile subject matter with a direct, crass or sarcastic remark intended for everyone but the original sender. The “Reply to All” message is typically formatted in a manner that will embarrass, enrage or baffle the original sender.

Alternatively, the “Reply to All” message can often be an inside joke to all recipients except the original sender leaving the original sender feeling like a douche (see also douche hat, douche face, douche nozel, douche hydrant or, on a completely unrelated topic, see hot pocket because it’s hilarious).

Al - Hey, remember that email I sent you, John, Ted and Bill the other day about how I was going to tea bag Walt’s wife on Walt’s desk because of Walt’s stupid self-righteous email about the TPS Report cover sheets? Well, I totally pulled a Shelly and hit ‘Reply to All’.

Walt – Whoops.

Al – Yeah, whoops. Whatever. I’m still going to drop a hot pocket in that convertible sofa in his office.

by Where's da beef? May 28, 2011

Pulled a Bennett

TO FUCK A DUMB MISTRESS IN THE ASS

TO ENGAGE IN AWESOME BUTT SEX

I PULLED A BENNETT ON THAT DUMB BITCH BITCH MC-BITCH LAST NIGHT

by ihatethis456 November 22, 2011

Pulled a Weiner

Accidentally posting or sending something not intended for mass distribution.

Bob accidentally posted pictures with his mistress to his wall, not a private message. John really "pulled a Weiner"!

Frank accidentally hit "reply all" when calling his boss a self-centered dumb ass. His coworkers had a laugh, but Frank was fired. Frank "pulled a Weiner"!

by Rep Frank Bob December 1, 2011

Pulled a Wess

to wander aimlessly while inebriated in unknown territory or unfamiliar places. Often while loosing something of im"portance.

The fountain was great but I lost my glasses. I so "Pulled a Wess"

by daniellezzz July 24, 2011