Placing hot sauce on your penis, insert penis into anus, fart (dweef) out the penis, and then sucking penis to completion
by Vinnnnnners June 5, 2021
Get the Polish Dweefermug. John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
Get the Polish Hand Grenademug. by amiriluverr August 15, 2025
Get the tip polishingmug. John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
by Roodeer December 16, 2015
Get the Polish Lispmug. The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.
Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.
by Melancholera May 16, 2014
Get the mail polishmug. sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!
by Swarles Barkley April 9, 2025
Get the Polished Frecklemug. My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.
by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020
Get the Polishing My Granitemug.