pop secret

"pop secret."
1. you pick up some random girl
2. you bring her back to your room
3. you drill a hole in her head
4. you popcorn kernels in her head
5. place her head in the microwave on high for 4 minutes
6. you proceed to use the melted butter as lube while you skull fuck her
7. you call her parents and tell them the scenario
8. you never....EVER...call her parents again
9. rinse and repeat
10. you proceed to watch ferris bueller's day off
11. you fall asleep while eating the skull popcorn
12. you wake up feeling refreshed and energized

NDK...took hoyt to his room and pop secreted the shit out of that angry hoe!!!!!

ferris bueller rules!!!!!!!!

by Mr. boyt December 28, 2007

pop goes the weasel

Its when you're getting head and you cum in her mouth without any prior warning.

I was getting head and came in this girl's mouth without making a sound. She said "What the hell" and I yelled

"Pop goes the weasel bitch!!"

by Swarjin October 8, 2009

pop your titty

To show a breast on video chat

Aight now Hailey pop your titty.

by Xxmushroomgodxx May 1, 2018

pop rock shocker

when you take pop rocks and shove them in a persons anus. You then add pepsi or other carbonated beverages to cause a reaction. Right after putting the pop in the anus you give it in the anus causing to mix the chemicals. the result a stimulating explosion.

As i was having sex with jane, i did the pop rock shocker, she is now in a wheelchair.

by kaleb johanson January 22, 2006

pop punk

Pop punk is a subgenre of punk played simplistically, but with good melodies. Lyrics have catchy hooks and are usually about love, alienaton, feeling insecure, or whatever the hell random thing the writer wants (Da Stike by Millencolin is about bowling).

Unfortunately, the genre is being ruined by MTV who are telling 14 year old girls that anyone who wears black and has emo-hair is punk. All of these bands are just posers who play watered down versions of the genre for personal gain.

Real pop punk is real punk. In fact, in a way, is more punk than many others because they don't try too hard to be punk. Good pop punk bands will write songs that are the antidote for heartache. Bad pop punk bands make heartache even worse (see emo)

Pop punk: Millencolin (personal fave), Screeching Weasel, Descendants, NOFX, Lagwagon, Rancid, Buzzcocks, Ramones, Blink 182 (Dude Ranch), Green Day (Kerplunk-Nimrod)

Shit: Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, Yellowcard, All American Rejects, Sum 41 (even though I'll admit I like a couple of their songs)

Really really really really not pop punk: Avril Lavigne

by ojuice3112 April 25, 2008

pop a clit

to get a female "hard-on"... as in it the clitoris gets ready for some lovin'. (whether or not it receives said lovin' is another, usually sad, story)

"That dude is so fucking hot, I just popped a clit!"

"You're so sexy you make me pop a clit."

by LindaG October 10, 2006

pop a bitch

When you turn around suddenly, sharply, or quickly in order to retrieve or seek something. Also can be used when one is forgotten or left behind and you need to go pick him/her up.

Man, my ice chest just fell, let's pop a bitch and get it.

OMG, did you see that milf? Hurry up and pop a bitch and let's get those digits.

by chrisfoool July 20, 2009